Ten things you can get away with saying at Christmas:
1) I prefer breasts to legs. 2) Rub butter over the breasts. 3) If I don't undo my trousers I'll burst! 4) Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 5) I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time. 6) How long will it take after you put it in? 7) You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 8) That's the biggest bird I've ever had! 9) Wow! I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more! 10) I do like a good stuffing!!!
Carol Burge ● 5982d0 Comments